hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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