I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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