I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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