i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
