I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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