i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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