That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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