Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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