Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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