Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
