Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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