i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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