Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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