I showed him my bush... on skype.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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