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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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