"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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