I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
