Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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