Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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