I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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