people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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