he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Randomize
