Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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