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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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