The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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