But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
