I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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