I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
a search helicopter?!
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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