Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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