When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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