party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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