belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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