Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
What a dumb baby whore.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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