Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There's always time for handjobs
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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