I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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