You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
