I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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