google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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