You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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