Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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