Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
