Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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