how hairy? two words: wookie tits
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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