Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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