You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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