I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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