What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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