: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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