home. puking in laundry basket.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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