Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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